Author/Submitted by: Jason Berk (firstname.lastname@example.org)
In a very large GLASS bottle, like the ones cheap wine come in, add one full bottle of vodka (absolute) of either proof. Now strain 6 lemons and 3 limes and add the juice (and the rines if you prefer) to the bottle. Now add 1 cup sugar (more or less to taste). Now fill the bottle with ice, wrap it in a towel, and SHAKE IT!
That's right, shake this mixture for 1 hour. Pass it around so everyone gets a shake. After an hour, drink and enjoy. Tastes just like lemonade.